sirderpington:

thealphapigeon:

witchdumpling:

this seat is taken

please do not sit on birb

Do not sit upon the prince

occupado.

(Source: redsuspenders)


PPF Commentary #1

Michael Weatherly, Gina Lucita Monreal, Scott Williams & James Whitmore Jr. commentary on the airport scene in PPF


michael weatherly   cote de pablo   ncis   tiva   fml   scott williams   gina lucita monreal   james whitmore jr   sob.   the fanfic part though   lol   if i post bits i think i'm safe  

supermortalwhopotterlock:

#and he never forgave #and he never forgot

(Source: hannily)


agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.


clonclub:

harry potter is the only thing im good at


(Source: jenxlawrence)


dw  

leela-summers:

This is a real children’s book on Amazon teaching kids that openly carrying guns around with you in broad daylight is a good thing.

Here are some of the best responses.


breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"


lizis2spooky:

Sean Bean dies in everything because it’s the universe trying to correct the hole ripped in it due to the fact that his name doesn’t rhyme when it should


autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY


lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree


roachpatrol:

i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore 

like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit


a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts 


hp  

lityousei:

Hail Hydra


"I am not Mike Brown. I am white. I am middle class. I am female. I am small. I am not considered a threat. When police see me they see someone who looks like them. They see their mothers, their daughters, their sisters, themselves. I am not at risk of being shot by police for existing while black. I am not at risk of being shot while unarmed. I am not at risk of being shot while armed with nothing more than a BB gun. I am not at risk of being shot for reaching for my wallet. I am privileged.
But I am outraged. And if you aren’t outraged, then you aren’t paying attention. This is America in 2014. This is our reality. It’s so easy to get jaded and to ignore these atrocities, to act like this doesn’t affect us. It’s so easy to get apathetic. In the past it was the youth who protested. Where is the rage of the youth? Where is our rage?
Like I said, I am not Mike Brown. But I am outraged."