all i want in life is
- fast wifi
- fast metabolism
- fast food
- fast shipping
and a kitten… and a puppy. Maybe some pet fish. Definitely a chinchilla…
Ok, so maybe it’s not a question of ‘all i want in life is’ and more like: Here’s stuff that I want…
Exclusive footage: Marvel uses the latest technology to camouflage Scarlett’s pregnancy in the new Avengers: Age of Ultron
I’m at work on a Sunday morning and for some god forsaken reason I decided to read 50 Shades of Grey.
This is the only page you need to know.
holy fuck i could write better smut exposition than this
"Holy shit, that sounds so… Hot."
HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I ABUSED PERIODS HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
One of the BEST lines of the season.
Does anyone know how to clear up data from the Tumblr app, since my iPhone is been a spaz telling me it’s full?
THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING
You have permission to eat. Even if you:
- haven’t exercised
- eaten too much yesterday
- eaten too much today
- don’t know the exact nutritional value of the meal
- have gained weight
- aren’t feeling hungry ‘enough’
- feel like you don’t deserve it