December 2011
I just want to say Happy New Year in advance to...
Across this dark sea
I will shine like a lighthouse
to bring you back home.
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
Okay, Afghanistan? Please don't break him.
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
Universal Fandom Quiz →
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Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
His Dark Materials
Mortal Instruments
Percy Jackson
Game of Thrones
Chronicles of Narnia
Doctor Who
Delirium
Star Trek
Battlestar Galactica
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
My arms around you
and your legs tangled in mine.
This, is where I’m home.
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
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